is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Semen is not good for contacts.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.