yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive