Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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