Non-Jews are for practice
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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