lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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