And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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