I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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