Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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