ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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