Well douche your snatch and let's go!
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
