when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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