I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
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I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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