May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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