She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The feeling are messing with the penis
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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