Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
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Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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