They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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