there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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3pm strippers are depressing
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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