sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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