Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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