i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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