she looked like the before picture.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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