Barsexuality is the new black.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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