I need help removing her.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
No...this little piggys going to the bar
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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