i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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