I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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