We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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