oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I said "one day" and that day is not today
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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