oh god the rape fog is back!
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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