the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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