Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
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im so drunk with asians
where?
always
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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