Non-Jews are for practice
I could make wine with my vomit
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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