I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
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My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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