So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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