in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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