she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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