If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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