I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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