This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
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you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
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Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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