your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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