is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Randomize
