Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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