oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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