Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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