I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
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You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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