I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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