Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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