Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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