i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
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Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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