It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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