her vagine was all disorganized.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Randomize
