I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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