Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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