38 yer olds are good kisserssss
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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