We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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